New name for female masturbation - what should it be?

[vetran]

CBA to read the article - why do they want to rename it in the first place? Has wanking been monopolised by blokes?

Kristina Ljungros of the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (known as RFSU) told a Swedish news site.
“When it comes to masturbation, people mostly think about just men doing it and we don't think of it as common for women. If we don't have a word in the language, how can we even talk about it?”
Entrants were told: “Please note that we are primarily looking for a word, not an expression.

there you go get your thinking caps on.

[GlenW]

Clitubate

[SimonMac]

Master-bate becomes Misstress-bate

[eek]

Master-bate becomes Misstress-bate

surely

master -> mistress -> missy

so missybate..... At least its not such a mouthful....

[tractor]

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Well, 'tipping the velvet alone' translates to 'Kyssa sammet ensam'

[SimonMac]

surely

master -> mistress -> missy

so missybate..... At least its not such a mouthful....

If it was a mouthful it wouldn't be solo

[BrilloPad]

Women masturbate?

What you do with your girlfriend you can try yourself.

[OwlHoot]

Female masturbation: Swedish group wants to rename it - Telegraph

There must be literally dozens of names for it already, in most languages.

It's like eskimos trying to think of a new word for snow

[BrilloPad]

There must be literally dozens of names for it already, in most languages.

It's like eskimos trying to think of a new word for snow

Don't you watch QI - "In fact, the Eskimo–Aleut languages have about the same number of distinct word roots referring to snow as English does" Eskimo words for snow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Although for Mrs BP the term unthawing snow might be quite appropriate.....

[northernladuk]

I thought we should do a thread on the female orgasm.. But who cares