So do you like a drink or six?

[d000hg]

I regret nothing.

No good stories ever start with "I'd just ordered a salad"

But plenty start with "So there was this salad..."

[EternalOptimist]

Are you not an Urban Dictionary fan?

The urban dictionary is a load of cobblers, people just make up any old sh!te and pretend it means something, total load of grimDud

[speling bee]

I regret nothing.

No good stories ever start with "I'd just ordered a salad"

Are you not an Urban Dictionary fan?

[Bacchus]

Hmm, when I saw the title of this thread I thought "I like a drink and sex".

Must get some new glasses...

[EternalOptimist]

why you reckon the Ale will spoil the flavour of the meat?

You know if you spend the weeks up to it sober half a pint of fozzies and you will be her embarrassing drunk uncle.

you are spot on. I am making sure that doesnt happen.
I will wear a disguise, no one will guess its me

[vetran]

been off the ale for two weeks now and its doin me swede in.
I'm in training for the big day, a double hog roast for my neices wedding. getting fit and staying sober
..why did I ever agree to do this

why you reckon the Ale will spoil the flavour of the meat?

You know if you spend the weeks up to it sober half a pint of fozzies and you will be her embarrassing drunk uncle.

[EternalOptimist]

been off the ale for two weeks now and its doin me swede in.
I'm in training for the big day, a double hog roast for my neices wedding. getting fit and staying sober
..why did I ever agree to do this

[BrilloPad]

I have some sober incidents in the year I regret, does that mean I should drink more?

If they were at a pole dancing club then it doesn't count.

[CloudWalker]

no, my biggest regret was using my dads 15 year old Glenlivet at a party once.
He gave me a popper talking down. Not for taking his drink but for mixing it with coke.

[vetran]

I do like a Vodka Irn Bru in the evening sometimes

is that your regret?