Does being a member of the BCS (British computer Society) help you get a contract?

[Boolean]

Does it play significant role in this? or do clients not really care..

I just got MBCS membership, and wondered whether clients do actually look for this. Do they even knowwhat it means on a CV !?!?

[sasguru]

No. Next.

[Xenophon]

No. Next.

Does being a member of the Kaotians help you get laid?

[sasguru]

Does being a member of the Kaotians help you get laid?

No. Next.

[Dalek Supreme]

No. Next.

It does on Skaro.

[sasguru]

It does on Skaro.

Virgin.

[TheMonkey]

Dunno - I doubt it. My degree hasn't helped! I've actually started leaving it off my CV.

[hyperD]

I think you'd be better off having good experience with a couple of blue chips to be honest.

And naturally be well endowed of course...

[thunderlizard]

It usually doesn't, but it does occasionally. I've had my MBCS noted positively in past bids, but I don't know whether it made an important difference.

[TheMonkey]

Can someone explain all the abbreviations.

I have a BEng/EMETk Hons and I don't even know what that stands for.