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    Hi guys, long time lurker first time poster .... be gentle!

    Ive read this forum for quite a while before making the plunge recently and getting my first contract role.

    I shall look forward to the wit and wisdom you guys seem to have. Particularly Richard Cranium, his posting about life in a dressing gown is hilarious, I kind of half expect him to turn around and just say he's made everything up just to entertain us.

    Anyway, I start next week, so wish me luck and all that and may all your bench times be short and brief!!!

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    Good Luck!

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        Good Luck - and try going north of the M25 there are a few nice pubs around!
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          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


          What we really want to know is .......
          ... best asked in General.
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          Urine is quite nourishing

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            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            ... best asked in General.
            Good point.

            In general, do you like films about gladiators?

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              Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
              Ive read this forum for quite a while before making the plunge recently and getting my first contract role.

              I shall look forward to the wit and wisdom you guys seem to have. Particularly Richard Cranium, his posting about life in a dressing gown is hilarious, I kind of half expect him to turn around and just say he's made everything up just to entertain us.

              Anyway, I start next week, so wish me luck and all that and may all your bench times be short and brief!!!

              Good luck!

              Having tracked RC's peregrinations from the hedge in Somerset to the M6, I think you should be tightening the perimeter controls on the M25

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                Good point.

                In general, do you like films about gladiators?
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                  Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Post
                  Particularly Richard Cranium, his posting about life in a dressing gown is hilarious, I kind of half expect him to turn around and just say he's made everything up just to entertain us.
                  I really must try to be more subtle with my sockpuppets.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I really must try to be more subtle with my sockpuppets.
                    That Richard Cranium has his moments, he sounds like an 'ok' kind of guy.

                    Thats better
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