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How to give the agency "1 back"..

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    How to give the agency "1 back"..

    Ok, here's my story.
    Been contracting for 10 years, mostly not in the UK. Have had 18 contracts in that time and been shafted by plenty of agents.

    So, i'm on my 3rd contract now in the UK, finishing it off and going for the 4th.

    Had an agent ring me out of the blue.. (as they do), told me he has a job for me. Rate was excellent on a 3 month rolling contract about 10 mins from my home. Thought awesome!! Gave him my CV, told him my conditions:

    1. Currently contracting at company X.
    2. I finish on the 24th of August there. Am available after that date
    3. I charge £XXX per day
    4. Ltd Company

    All was good. I sent him a CV, he provided a job spec. 2 days later, he got a response from the client and I had an interview the next day. Interview went great, I was offered the job there an then...

    Interviewer - "When can you start?"
    Me - "after the 24th of August"
    Interviewer - "oh, that's a problem, I needed someone 2 weeks ago".
    Me - "Hmmm, I thought this info was provided to you by my agent that i'm available after this date of the 24th"
    Interviewer - "No, this role is urgent and I need you ASAP, I was told u r available straight away, hence the urgent interview"..
    Me - "Ok, i'll get back to you, i'll just call the agent and find out the information that was relayed to you"..

    Anyway... i'm very pi55ed at this stage. I rang the agent and had to leave a voicemail. I even re-forwarded the email prior which outlined my conditions..
    He has ignored me since and refuses to return calls. I can't even get in contact with the client to try and arrange something. It's like the job disappeared of the earth.

    Now, I know most agencies are total scum sucking pig shooting wankstains that make your life hell and are full of lies and crap. I've been stung before, but, this really pissed me off. I actually took a day off for this interview as I was pretty close to guarantee to have the job (i was the only person interviewed with the exact specific skill set required in a niche market).

    So, I wanna get them back... Hit me with ideas.

    #2
    Send a fresh dog turd to the agent by special delivery (on the basis "treat people like sh1t, expect to get some back)

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      #3
      name and shame the agency on here, so we can avoid them.

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        #4
        If yours is a niche market, then wait and see ... You may get a call from the agent about 15th of Aug asking if you are available ...

        Since this is an urgent reqmt and in the meantime, the client finds someone else, given your availability date, you do not stand a chance ....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Kyajae
          Send a fresh dog turd to the agent by special delivery (on the basis "treat people like sh1t, expect to get some back)
          Don't bother with the special delivery, and don't put enough stamps on. That way, they'll have to pay for the privilege of having it deleivered.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Kyajae
            Send a fresh dog turd to the agent by special delivery (on the basis "treat people like sh1t, expect to get some back)
            Hmmm - don't you need to put your name and address on a special delivery letter though?

            Send them a breeze block in brown paper, with no stamps on it - that way it will cost more to collect.
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              #7
              Originally posted by TheFaqqer
              Hmmm - don't you need to put your name and address on a special delivery letter though?
              False name and address should do it, oh and post it from somewhere you don't live.

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                #8
                An envelope full of talc is always good for lots of fun. Is it poison? is it Anthrax? Are the police going to get an anonymous tip off that the agents are buying mail order coke/heroin that is going to be delivered that morning....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ardesco
                  An envelope full of talc is always good for lots of fun. Is it poison? is it Anthrax? Are the police going to get an anonymous tip off that the agents are buying mail order coke/heroin that is going to be delivered that morning....


                  true evil! fantastic!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ardesco
                    An envelope full of talc is always good for lots of fun. Is it poison? is it Anthrax? Are the police going to get an anonymous tip off that the agents are buying mail order coke/heroin that is going to be delivered that morning....

                    That I like.

                    A more expensive way to do it would be to ACTUALLY send some cocaine to the agent and tip off the police...
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