Rates are on the up

[LondonManc]

it's just a Customer service role, no programming, just catching the simple setup problems at the customer and sending the rest of the problems to the dev team. You aint going to get more than 200 for that. The only skills you require here are how to execute "ping" and fill out bug tickets.

I might apply for it actually

Suity outdoes you on the experience front. Don't bother. Being beaten to a job by him would send you on a bigger downward spiral than Gazza with a bottle of Bells.

[northernladyuk]

One day, when i decide i have had enough i will create a bogus CV not using my real name which will be suitably unqualified, possibly with some jail time in it and start sending it in response to all this tulip spam.

I'll send you the old man's to save you the trouble.

[SussexSeagull]

I had an advert come through today of not brilliant, if not as bad as this one, money with 'applicants requiring Visas welcome to apply' on it.

I bet they are.

[rocktronAMP]

[from Monarch IT]

I hope this email finds you well. Please accept my apologies if this has reached you in error.
I just wanted to get in touch to see if you are looking for any Contract eCommerce - Payments Integration Engineer contract opportunities at the moment?
Location: Welwyn Garden City
Number of Positions: 2
End Date/Duration: 6 Months
Rate: £100-£200 per day

Overview
• This role is for my clients Payment Gateway Services Division
• 7 day shift roster , each shift comprising of 7.5 hours, between 8am and 6.30pm
• This role will be working on merchant glitches. My client are integrating their websites with other merchants. This role will be to support those glitches.

All About You
• Must have worked with eCommerce/payments industry products and services, ideally payment gateway
• Must have an understanding of the internet, web programming languages and IP networking. We are not looking for a coder but you must have knowledge of programming languages – and knowledge would be helpful for merchant integrations, using ATIs and JAVA PHP etc. You need to be able to read code so you can see what’s wrong
• You will need to have previously supported integrations such as integrating payments
• Previous banking/financial experience would be useful –payments experience
• Sql database knowledge would be an advantage


Jeez!

That Tulip also arrived in my inbox the other day!


@oliverson - We need that software engineer's union formed quick, mate.

[Bluenose]

Problem is being the only applicant you will be asked to attend an interview.

LOL

[vwdan]

@oliverson - We need that software engineer's union formed quick, mate.

Why, are you going to picket your own company?

[northernladyuk]

Problem is being the only applicant you will be asked to attend an interview.

The Dole Office threatened to sanction PC if he didn't apply, but he won't make it to interview.