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    Any plans for the weekend?

    I'm off to the depths of rural Ireland for a nephew's first communion. The celebrant priest is an elderly gent with an acquired brain injury and a propensity to rant at weddings and baptisms about topics such as the Irish Labour Party, secularisation of education and protestants. The abortion referendum results will be being declared throughout the day.

    Fortunately, booze will be available and we can all moan about Brexit.

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    What is the Brexit angle here?

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      #3
      Originally posted by sal View Post
      What is the Brexit angle here?
      Just giving the space for people to include Brexit related weekend activities without fear of persecution by Admin's cretinocracy.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        ...cretinocracy.
        Will someone warn the real OG that sasguru has hacked his account?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Will someone warn the real OG that sasguru has hacked his account?
          There is no real OG, but the algorithm is intended to respond appropriately to a cretinocalypse.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            ... acquired brain injury and a propensity to rant ....

            ... Brexit.
            Originally posted by sal View Post
            ... Brexit ...
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            .... cretinocalypse.
            ....cretin stack overflow error 837463284628648 xxxxxxxx 74892 ....aborting aborting .......rebooting .....
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              ....cretin stack overflow error 837463284628648 xxxxxxxx 74892 ....aborting aborting .......rebooting .....
              sas, as fascinating as your wake-up routine may be to nlady as she shaves her moustache in the ensuite of your Premier Inn, we're not that interested.

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                #8
                Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
                sas, as fascinating as your wake-up routine may be to nlady as she shaves her moustache in the ensuite of your Premier Inn, we're not that interested.
                In which case you have a surprising level of interest in some of the detail.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  I'm off to the depths of rural Ireland for a nephew's first communion. The celebrant priest is an elderly gent with an acquired brain injury and a propensity to rant at weddings and baptisms about topics such as the Irish Labour Party, secularisation of education and protestants. The abortion referendum results will be being declared throughout the day.

                  Fortunately, booze will be available and we can all moan about Brexit.
                  You could try persuading them to also leave the eu to help out with Brexit but I doubt they would want to do anything that stupid.
                  Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
                    You could try persuading them to also leave the eu to help out with Brexit but I doubt they would want to do anything that stupid.
                    Speaking of cretins...

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