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    #71
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Are you really this dim?
    Do you need to ask?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #72
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Do you need to ask?
      Some of them genuinely appear to see themselves as Roland at the Pass. Or they would if they had the education to know what that means.

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        #73
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        That is such a wank quote.

        Has anyone here received a bill for £900?

        Every household?

        Based on what?
        I received a £900 bill from a woman from the EU. She said each Brexiter must be punished, she then told me each Brexiter must get their chance to screw Europe, and then each Brexiter can walk away and the EU will pickup the bill for cleaning the curtains.

        I happily paid for all this.

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          #74
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I received a £900 bill from a woman from the EU. She said each Brexiter must be punished, she then told me each Brexiter must get their chance to screw Europe, and then each Brexiter can walk away and the EU will pickup the bill for cleaning the curtains.

          I happily paid for all this.
          And then you woke up and remembered you are a cretin living in Swindon.

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            #75
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            UK legally bound to pay the EU 39 billion in the case of no deal

            Oh dear.

            Hands up who agreed that. One might be forgiven for thinking the EU are better negotiators.

            Oops, they did it again. Just can't agree can they?

            https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8365931.html
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #76
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Do you need to ask?
              Fair point.
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #77
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Let's hope I get hard
                FTFY keep taking the blue pills.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  I received a £900 bill from a woman from the EU. She said each Brexiter must be punished, she then told me each Brexiter must get their chance to screw Europe, and then each Brexiter can walk away and the EU will pickup the bill for cleaning the curtains.

                  I happily paid for all this.
                  NLyUK's "Allo, Allo" experience?

                  You must try her "Achtung Baby" special two Zepplins & some carpet bombing.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    NLyUK's "Allo, Allo" experience?

                    You must try her "Achtung Baby" special two Zepplins & some carpet bombing.
                    I will swap it for the painting of the Marillion Fan with the big boobies.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      NLyUK's "Allo, Allo" experience?

                      You must try her "Achtung Baby" special two Zepplins & some carpet bombing.
                      That WWII obsession so beloved of Brexiteers
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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