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    The Brexit Emoji

    Silly but the response is even sillier....

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics...rd-with-emojis

    “Brexit is far too serious a matter for foolish jokes.”
    ...
    Government sources indicated that if the Gibraltar-based company pressed ahead with the launch, ministers might look at imposing a post-Brexit import tariff on emojis.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Bollocks, April 1st
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Bollocks, April 1st
      and you believed it Quelle surprise!

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        and you believed it Quelle surprise!
        Not quite as gullible as a Brexiteer though...


        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Not quite as gullible as a Brexiteer though...
          And yet nowhere on that poster does it say ' remove ourselves from a failing outdated monolith which exists purely to line the pockets of a few people which changes it's location over 2 months at a cost of about 200 Million Euro's'

          I guess that would not suit the rhetoric the poster was trying to get across though.

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            And yet nowhere on that poster does it say ' remove ourselves from a failing outdated monolith which exists purely to line the pockets of a few people which changes it's location over 2 months at a cost of about 200 Million Euro's'

            I guess that would not suit the rhetoric the poster was trying to get across though.
            Monolithic, have you seen the House of Lords recently or even those residing in Buckingham Palace? The rest of your posting is pretty much bollocks too, any fule knows it's monthly (please could you also provide some proof of which people get their pockets lined.) BTW, they are currently putting in place the recommendation to remove this monthly movement

            "The continuation of the monthly migration between Brussels and Strasbourg has amongst most EU citizens become a symbolic, negative issue (...), especially at a time when the financial crisis has led to serious and painful expenditure cuts in the member states", said the resolution, which was approved by 483 votes to 141, with 34 abstentions.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              We haven't left yet, hence why we are still paying, the NHS is a shambles and the UK bends over to take it up the 'arris from the Germans.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                We haven't left yet and will never completely be able to leave, hence why we are still paying and will continue to pay until 2064, the NHS is a shambles although that has nothing to do with the EU but once we do leave it will be sold to the Americans and Tory party donors and the UK bends over to take it up the 'arris from the Americans and anyone else who might have something to offer.
                FTFY
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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