Hello all, new to the forums

[Pollypanda]

Hi all, my name is Emily.

I've been contracting both in London and Melbourne for the last 12 years.

My background is in identifying and implementing process and system improvements and managing change. I started out as a management consultant with a small firm, then moved into contracting at large companies.

I look forward to chatting with you all.

[northernladuk]

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Are you telling us a little porky pie?? You've already got one 'like' so you are an old head now

Belated to you though.

[Pollypanda]

Are you telling us a little porky pie?? You've already got one 'like' so you are an old head now

Belated to you though.

So that's the criteria for being a regular? You guys must be hard to impress then, I'll defo take it as a compliment

to you too

[northernladuk]

Would you mind completing our own screening process before progressing any further..

1) Do you like Gladiators?

2) Can you bleed a radiator?

3) Do you lick the chutney spoon before putting it back?

We will assess your eligibility to join the forum based on the responses above.

We expect this process to take about 4 weeks

[TestMangler]

Read the stickys ------>

Ask your accountant.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

What username does your husband post under?

[WTFH]

What username does your husband post under?

Probably DesiDropbear




NLUK, my answers are:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Spoon? I use my fingers.

[northernladuk]

NLUK, my answers are:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Spoon? I use my fingers.

Hmm that's a borderline case. What do my esteemed peers think of that? Not liking gladiators and fingers in the chutney? Might have to get Cojak or Admin in for the deciding vote.

[WTFH]

Hmm that's a borderline case. What do my esteemed peers think of that? Not liking gladiators and fingers in the chutney? Might have to get Cojak or Admin in for the deciding vote.

BTW, is "lick the chutney spoon" a euphemism?