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    Gardena hose system

    Looking at getting this, as I paid 50 notes for a hozelock hose/reel last year and the thing leaks all over the place and kinks all the time (supposed not to).

    Apparently Gardena are very good but on their website they have three! types of hose.

    A case of you get what you pay for?

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


    #2
    One frost with water in the junctions and they're busted. No matter how much you pay.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      Looking at getting this, as I paid 50 notes for a hozelock hose/reel last year and the thing leaks all over the place and kinks all the time (supposed not to).

      Apparently Gardena are very good but on their website they have three! types of hose.

      A case of you get what you pay for?

      qh
      Eh?

      You mean you actually touch your own garden hose?

      What on earth does your Gardner get up to on a daily basis
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Eh?

        You mean you actually touch your own garden hose?

        What on earth does your Gardner get up to on a daily basis
        He is busy with the drainage problem in the lower pasture. Normally I fly over by helicopter to check in him but now I just use a drone.

        qh
        He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

        I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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          #5
          Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
          He is busy with the drainage problem in the lower pasture. Normally I fly over by helicopter to check in him but now I just use a drone.

          qh
          Yes, I appreciate that may take a lot of the head gardeners time, what about the rest of his team
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Yes, I appreciate that may take a lot of the head gardeners time, what about the rest of his team
            I think qh likes watering plants and mowing lawns so he can pretend he's down with the plebs because he gets his hands dirty ....
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
              He is busy with the drainage problem in the lower pasture.
              Is that a euphemism?

              Anyway, hose alone, I'd expect to pay £1 per metre for cheap, and up to £2 for better quality, so for a normal contractor's garden, you're dropping £500 on the hose*



              *if you have standpipes conveniently located down a centre line of each section of garden.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                I use Gardena, it's expensive but last for decades, very strong under high temperatures and low temperatures.

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                  #9
                  I went with this

                  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hozelock-78.../dp/B00AZVV0YY

                  along with this

                  https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

                  Decent quality and the hose is pretty good and doesn't kink so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Eh?

                    You mean you actually touch your own garden hose?

                    What on earth does your Gardner get up to on a daily basis
                    Mrs QH of course.

                    Think Lady Handles lover.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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