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    Citizenship Question

    Life in the UK explains what to do if you spill someone's pint in the pub. What, according to the book, usually happens next?

    A: You would offer to buy the person another pint


    B: You would offer to dry their wet shirt with your own


    C: You may need to prepare for a fight in the car park
    From the BBC News Website.

    #2
    answer

    Well, if Trainspotting is anything to go by then they should have included another answer.

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      #3
      D: You sue them for drinking alcohol and offending your muslim beliefs.

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        #4
        C) or A)

        Depending on the size of you and the other person the right choice is C) or A).

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          #5
          Re: C) or A)

          Sorry, forgot the Italian answer...

          D: Run away and tell your mummy!

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            #6
            Re: C) or A)

            Depending on the size of you and the other person the right choice is C) or A).
            exactly if it's a small person C/ is likely. It's a universal truth that only little people cause pub fights.

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              #7
              Re: C) or A)

              Numpty, you've noticed this also, eh?

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                #8
                Re: C) or A)

                Spod, do you often pick fights with short people at the Stretford end?

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                  #9
                  Re: C) or A)

                  WS, I've no need to pick fights, I'm a gentle giant

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                    #10
                    Re: C) or A)

                    I've no need to pick fights, I'm a gentle giant
                    Shame really, as there's plenty of agents deserving a good slap. Although I doubt many agents can be found at the Stretford End on a Saturday afternoon.

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