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I'm 'Enry the 8th I am, 'Enry the 8th I am

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    I'm 'Enry the 8th I am, 'Enry the 8th I am

    Taking the kids to Hampton Court. MF junior is amazed at the possibility of seeing someone with their head cut off.

    What are some amazing facts about old Henry I can amaze the kids with in the car on the way there?

    And no I don't plan to explain what syphalis is.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Taking the kids to Hampton Court. MF junior is amazed at the possibility of seeing someone with their head cut off.

    What are some amazing facts about old Henry I can amaze the kids with in the car on the way there?

    And no I don't plan to explain what syphalis is.
    Get 'em lost in the maze. That should kill a couple of hours...

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      #3
      Lovely walk on the north side of the Thames (to Kingston-upon-Thames).

      Well, lovely pubs on that walk...

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        #4
        a mate of mine is building a single storey extension to his kitchen (c4 metres high), the building inspector saw an oak tree "within 20 metres" and told him that the footings would have to go down below the depth of the tap-root - approximately 6 metres!!!! Hampton Court was built on silt with no foundations other than "splayed brick", is immensely heavy, and has been standing for 500 years without any visible problems

        The world's longest grape vine is at Hampton Court, it was planted nearly 250 years ago

        The whole area was forest in Henry's day and he used to go hunting for deer in Bushy Park

        The syphillis thing is now widely believed to be diabetes

        He did suffer from gout however, which, believe me, is a bastard

        ...er I once took my cat for a five day river cruise, the first place it plucked up the courage to go ashore for a tulip was at Hampton Court (kids like stories about animals, right?)

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          Lovely walk on the north side of the Thames (to Kingston-upon-Thames).

          Well, lovely pubs on that walk...
          Was in the Albany just three weeks ago, brought make many happy (but hazy) memories of student days...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
            Was in the Albany just three weeks ago, brought make many happy (but hazy) memories of student days...
            Me too

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              #7
              One of the tapestries cost about the same as a warship. That still blows my mind!

              Six wives
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                I forgotten everything about Hampton Court

                If the kids get bored take them to Bushy Park for a run around.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  They met Henry the 8th, Cardinal Wolsey, The queens chambermaids and Jane Seymour. All in all a good day and paid for Avios.

                  So that's the Tower of London and Hampton Court done for free in the last month. Science or natural history museum next methinks.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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