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If I said I had an itchy arse

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    If I said I had an itchy arse

    Would you scratch it for me?

    #2
    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Would you scratch it for me?
    Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

    Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      Would you buy me a Chinese meal, two gin and tonics and give me £10 for the fag machine first?

      Alternatively, the old man has mental health issues and could do with a cleaning job.

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        #4
        Oops moved by the mods

        Well I thought it was funny..

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          #5
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          Oops moved by the mods

          Well I thought it was funny..
          I wonder - Does anyone share your opinion?



          Nah!

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            #6
            Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
            Would you scratch it for me?
            you Jane Mansfield?

            if not no!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              Would you scratch it for me?
              Why not wipe properly? Or get a bidet?

              Anyway - doesn't your cleaner clean your arse for you?

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