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At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials

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    At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials

    Frau D. has a birthday soon
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    5 litres of Castrol GTX and a tin of travel sweets?

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      #3
      The book description suggests it mght be a suitable gift for your Gran I mean you wouldn't, would you? (having said that, mine would have thought it hilarious. Not much good to her now, though)
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        #4
        Buy her that new gadget all the women love and want - an i-Ron

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          #5
          Ms doodab has a tight ****. He's a miserable **** as well.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            And she will be getting you.....

            199 Vaginas: The Ultimate Photo Collection

            Although sounding similar it is not to be confused with looking through the top 6 pages of the memberlist sorted by rep
            Last edited by northernladuk; 19 June 2013, 22:26.
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              #7
              The only reviewer admits they haven't read the book, they only want to whine about the apostrophe in "40's".

              Useless ****

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