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    Religion on CVs

    I was considering adding a new entry on my CV for religion - was thinking if I put 'Follower of True Islam' I might get more interest from City institutions... what do you think?

    I could list my interests as 'backpacking' and describe my character as 'spontaneous'.

    I think its a winner.
    Last edited by mcquiggd; 11 October 2005, 21:58.
    Vieze Oude Man

    #2
    LOL.

    You really need to let it go Mc GUID.

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      #3
      Sorry, its the proscuitto - always goes to my head. Ill have a sip of chianti to counter act it.
      Vieze Oude Man

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        #4
        Put a hobbies section on your CV. For hobbies include 'guiding light'.

        Works for Spod

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I put down that I'm a believer in the mighty prophet Zarqon.

          Always works.
          Me too ZG, but best keep these trade secrets between ourselves I think...

          All Glories to the Supreme Zargon (c)

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            #6
            Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?
            Vieze Oude Man

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              #7
              For a technical job I recommend you put Jedi.
              For a managers job I recommend you put Christian Fundementalist
              and for a cleaning job put Muslim.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by mcquiggd
                Isnt Zargon an equivalent to Toilet Duck?
                Well Toilet Duck is the holy sacrement of Zargon, every morning I take a large swallow of Toilet Duck whilst repeating the secret Zargon mantra which cannot be revealed.

                Some may laugh at this but there is nowt like a neck of Toilet Duck to realy get your morning off to a flying start.

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                  #9
                  Is colonic irrigation one of your morning rituals? Perfect dispenser for it....
                  Vieze Oude Man

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