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    #2
    Not as funny as the Viz version. A Ringos tube packed with odour eaters. That might even work as well. Think I would prefer to fill my Ringos tube with Dawn French's used knickers, no obvious anti-viral effect, I'm just a perve.

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      #3
      It's rubbish. I tried it and now all my family have got SARS.

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        #4
        You don't have a fart-proof version one can wrap round a person's loins do you?

        Would make an ideal Xmas present for Gran. She's been dead a few years now and starting to smell a little pungent.

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          #5
          > She's been dead a few years now and starting to smell a little pungent.

          You don't by chance have a sideline running a Motel do you ?

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            #6
            A scottish Norman Bates, what a thought !

            :x

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              #7
              That's just bleedin racist, calling me Master Bates because I'm a jock.

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                #8
                muther why did you make me do it

                Roger

                You should have gone to specsavers


                (or is vision impairment a myth?)

                You stole my joke :-)

                I had considered the Master Bates reference, but it was too tenuous a link even for me.

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