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    Advice Needed

    I need a bit of advice. Well basically one evening a wife of my mate came round to pick up a few DIY tools, which my mate wanted to use, anyway we got talking, and she hinted that she wasn't really happy in her marriage blah blah blah...and I have to say she started getting quite friendly, I got the impression she was about to kiss me when suddenly I clumsily dropped a glass of red wine on the carpet. Well its now quite a problem, because although I’ve tried all sorts of cleaning fluids but I can’t get the wine stain out of the carpet.

    Anybody any ideas ?
    I'm alright Jack
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      #3
      Get her to carpet munch the stain out, while rogering her from behind.

      HTH
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Pile a load of salt on it when you first spill it. The sa;t will suck it up. Once it has dried in though...... Your fecked

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          That's why your mum was reluctant to clean your bedroom
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ardesco
            Pile a load of salt on it when you first spill it. The sa;t will suck it up. Once it has dried in though...... Your fecked
            Stain devil do some good stuff for fabric get it in the supermaket, not sure if it works on carpet.

            The dropping the glass may not have been an accident.
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BlasterBates
              I need a bit of advice. Well basically one evening a wife of my mate came round to pick up a few DIY tools, which my mate wanted to use, anyway we got talking, and she hinted that she wasn't really happy in her marriage blah blah blah...and I have to say she started getting quite friendly, I got the impression she was about to kiss me when suddenly I clumsily dropped a glass of red wine on the carpet. Well its now quite a problem, because although I’ve tried all sorts of cleaning fluids but I can’t get the wine stain out of the carpet.

              Anybody any ideas ?
              HI I'M BARRY SCOTT! IF YOU NEED TO GET RID OF RED WINE ON THE CARPET, JUST APPLY CILLIT BANG LIBERALLY TO THE STAIN, LEAVE 30 MINUTES, AND WIPE OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH. WHILST WAITING, I TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EASE MYSELF INTO MY MATE'S WIFE WHILST SHE PLAYS WITH MY OTHER "TOOLS".

              CILLIT BANG! BANG, AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
              Last edited by Chugnut; 9 July 2007, 15:43.

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                #8
                i'll never be able to see cillit bang without transposing it to clit bang now.

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                  btw if the stain won't come out... get a rug.

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                    or a new carpet.

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