How to annoy people on the tube

[SueEllen]

Of all the ordeals London commuters have to suffer, being blocked by fellow passengers as they try to get off the train is the worst, a survey reveals today.

Manspreading, however, is women’s particular bugbear — and the Northern and Central are the capital’s joint most hated Tube lines.

linky


It is fecking commonsense. If you let them off there is more room for you on board.

[WTFH]

linky


It is fecking commonsense. If you let them off there is more room for you on board.

But if you stand at the door, you can block people from entering, thus taking back control from the unelected bureaucrat who sits in their lofty seat at the front of the train.

[SueEllen]

But if you stand at the door, you can block people from entering, thus taking back control from the unelected newspaper reading bureaucrat who sits in their lofty seat at the front of the train.

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

When I commuted by tube, I used to annoy short people by resting my folded up newspaper on top of their head to read it.

But what could one do? In a packed carriage there was no room to spread it out properly.

[BrilloPad]

When I commuted by tube, I used to annoy short people by resting my folded up newspaper on top of their head to read it.

But what could one do? In a packed carriage there was no room to spread it out properly.

You should keep your hands free. For groping.....

[BrilloPad]

My pet hate is getting shot in the back of the head when I pretend to be a Brazilian.

[northernladuk]

My pet hate is getting shot in the back of the head when I pretend to be a Brazilian.

Does kinda mess with your day that kind of thing doesn't it.

[northernladuk]

What annoys me on the Tube is that type of person that drops a really smelly fart and then attempts to keep a poker face on while it proliferates around the car to avoid detection but eventually they crack and start laughing at their smell like an immature kid.

So basically men on the tube annoy me.

[Swamp Thing]

What annoys me on the Tube is that type of person that drops a really smelly fart and then attempts to keep a poker face on while it proliferates around the car to avoid detection but eventually they crack and start laughing at their smell like an immature kid.

So basically men on the tube annoy me.

Ah, erm. If you were on the packed Bakerloo going south at Charing X last Friday, 5pm - that would be me. Sorry

[greenlake]

My pet hate is

....sheep....