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    Believable

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8373605.stm

    Kate has left the Jungle?

    Bet she still gets her £300K

    I'd probably shine my own tulip for that!
    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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    There is only so many sets of balls a woman can put in her gob.

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      #3
      I looked over Jordan, and what did I see ?
      Coming for to carry me home
      A big pair of jubblies, staring back at me
      Coming for to carry me home

      Sometimes they're up and sometimes they're down
      Coming for to carry me home
      But still my draws feels heavenly bound
      Coming for to carry me home

      The brightest day that I can say
      Coming for to carry me home
      When Ant 'n Dec washed my grubs away,
      Coming for to carry me home.

      If I get there before you do
      Coming for to carry me home
      I'll cut a hole and pull you through
      Coming for to carry me home

      If you get there before I do
      Coming for to carry me home
      Tell the Sun I'm coming home too
      Coming for to carry me home

      Swing low Sweet chariot



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