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    I feel dirty

    but it's only Thursday too early to have a wash.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Eat curries and things with garlic in. Then nobody will notice.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      you don't even shower every day? Yeeeuch you ARE dirty!
      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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        #4
        Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
        you don't even shower every day? Yeeeuch you ARE dirty!
        A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.
          WHS.

          You are washing away the body's natural oils and drying it out. Then you need to apply lotions and potions full of chemicals to stop dry skin...

          Every day isn't necessary unless you have a very particular sweating problem.

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            #6
            Mind you, I must confess I have just got dressed.

            My dressing gown was humming a tune and when it's damp under the armpits all morning it is probably time to switch to the spare.

            So I got in the shower while I was at it.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              As I left the pub last night, one of the girls said, "Are you off?" I replied, "Yeah, sorry, I am a bit ripe"

              Sadly, that gag didn't fall on fertile ground.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                A myth generated by the incredibly vast and wealthy cosmetics / perfume industry.
                Originally posted by Ruse View Post
                WHS.

                You are washing away the body's natural oils and drying it out. Then you need to apply lotions and potions full of chemicals to stop dry skin...

                Every day isn't necessary unless you have a very particular sweating problem.
                i'm glad i don't next to you two in the office.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  i'm glad i don't next to you two in the office.
                  I'm glad you don't ***** next to us in the office too !

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