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    Official CUK knob waving thread

    Keeps it all tidy and in one place.

    HTH

    #2
    There'll be a delay while Dim locates his.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Please put it away. No-one round here wants to see it. Except HAB....

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        #4
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #5
          Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Do we make use of our avatars for this? (I have them turned off but don't want to miss out.)
            No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

            Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

            You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.
              I knew that.

              Cretin.


              wink wink
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                No, we just post how much we earn and how better our life is than everyone elses. Feel free to back up statements of wealth with house prices, cars and famous people you have slept with.

                Hopefully it'll stop every other thread having to cover this topic.

                You get extra kudos for quoting the previous poster and calling them a cretin.

                HTH
                Cretin.

                My house is worth more than yours, and I RENT.

                *spits * You see that flob, that's your swimming pool in your garden. Oh look, there's your mum *stands and mimes the breast stroke*
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Cretins.

                  My Aygo is less blinger than yours. Probably.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Code:
                    do {
                        Response.Write("Cretins");
                    } while (Posts.TestPleaseDelete.Deleted || sasGuru.Mood == Grumpy);
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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