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Old 4th December 2008, 22:12   #141251
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What time are you off tomorrow?
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Old 4th December 2008, 22:16   #141252
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I know, and to think I used to sit with my back to him. Sensibly he defected to the "warm" office, although the downside is he has to sit with management now.
Its not all that bad!

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To be fair the chaps he is sat with are decent - and not just because they sign the timesheets. He does keep them amused as well!
They are, and I do keep them amused with my unique brand of humour.

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Aye, that he does. If only I could get him to make the tea...
Thats what we have graduate for!

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That's not mean - it would be really useful! Certainly more of a contribution to productivity than I've made all week. Maybe I should make the tea...?
It would double our collective contribution!!

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Yes, you're probably right. We have a graduate at ClientCo at the moment that HC is lining up for the tea making role anyway.
I am so going to tell him to shut the f*** up you whining be atch and make the effing tea before he goes on. Have to be a little careful as he is a permie. Just goes to prove that having a degree doesn't make you that bright!
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Old 4th December 2008, 22:18   #141253
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What time are you off tomorrow?
On the subject of time; are you planning on making it on time tomorrow, given that it'd be hardly worth coming in at your normal time for this week?
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Old 4th December 2008, 22:20   #141254
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It would double our collective contribution!!
There's a plan - we'll both make the tea.

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I am so going to tell him to shut the f*** up you whining be atch and make the effing tea before he goes on. Have to be a little careful as he is a permie. Just goes to prove that having a degree doesn't make you that bright!
I still haven't quite figured out what he does. He seems to talk to the WSGB a lot at the moment.
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Old 4th December 2008, 22:22   #141255
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What time are you off tomorrow?
Was searching for some McCoy's I'm a bit hungry...

Leaving in the morning.
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Old 4th December 2008, 22:23   #141256
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On the subject of time; are you planning on making it on time tomorrow, given that it'd be hardly worth coming in at your normal time for this week?
As it's a half day and I really need to that change onto the QA system I'd best try to get in on time. Even if the kids hadn't been ill this week it would have been a struggle to get in on time anyway!

I've dropped a whole billable day this week from having to do the school run. I may have to take some of their Christmas presents back to compensate - that'll learn 'em.
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Was searching for some McCoy's I'm a bit hungry...

Leaving in the morning.
Did you find any?
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What was your verdict on that hippety-hop album HC?
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Right all I'm off!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!

Anyone going to the CUK party have a good time!

Nick good luck for tomorrow.


Will be back in Jan, drivel my fellow TPDers!
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Did you find any?
Yes, the blue one!
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