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Old 23rd July 2008, 20:22   #115541
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Ouch! Now I'm reminded of a scene from Final Destination 3.
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Old 24th July 2008, 00:55   #115542
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Ouch! Now I'm reminded of a scene from Final Destination 3.
Possibly inspired by the news report about that peculiar incident

I can't be bothered to check the dates for any correlation because my foot is ABSOLUTELY SODDING KILLING ME and that's the first time I have purposely engaged the CapsLock key (yes, Macs have them) for donkety-donkeys' years

However, do you see how I took advantage of that typo up there to create what I think is a moderately amusing phrase, or term

"donkety-donkey" - I quite like that
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Old 24th July 2008, 01:06   #115543
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OW! OW! OW!

I'm sitting down now, FFS - stop hurting me

When I worked for Age Concern visiting housebound people they would complain about the pain they experienced from arthritis.

I was in my twenties then, and although I could sympathise, it's only now that it's happening to me that I can empathise.

But of course they're all dead now (otherwise they'd be in the Guinness Book of Records) so all I can say is... I always believed you, and wished I could help you, and I'm sorry I couldn't help any more than medical science could. Still, I hope I cheered you up occasionally, even if I couldn't stop the pain.
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Old 24th July 2008, 06:23   #115544
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Old 24th July 2008, 06:25   #115545
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Old 24th July 2008, 06:30   #115546
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Old 24th July 2008, 06:50   #115548
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Did I tell you about the time I nailed my thumb between two pieces of timber when I was building the airing cupboard for this house?

No!

Don't even go there
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