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    In other news, the strange plant cohabiting the pot with the maidenhair fern has turned out to be a dandelion of some description.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Does the Italian stuff help you march up hill backwards?
      Is up hill backwards the same as down hill forwards?
      If so, yes.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Is up hill backwards the same as down hill forwards?
        If so, yes.
        Only if not describing gardening 😎
        I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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          Lawnmower Carb rebuilt. Blade changed.
          Strimmer and Chainsaw Carbs tuned and running 2 Stroke race mix from Enduro bike.
          Front garden cut and edges trimmed.
          Golf played.

          Tomorrow is Tit Monday 😘
          I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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            Originally posted by Scruff View Post

            Tomorrow is Tit Monday 😘
            What's all this?

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              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              What's all this?
              linky

              It isn't that warm. I expect it to be 17-18c before that happens as women are colder than men. I definitely am not ditching my tights and long sleeves.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                In other news, the strange plant cohabiting the pot with the maidenhair fern has turned out to be a dandelion of some description.
                I think the ant planted it. 2727

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  I think the ant planted it. 2727
                  No the seeds fly in the air or are shat out by birds.

                  Generally unless you are lucky and it they are poppies or cornflowers most plants that come through the air are fecking annoying.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    linky

                    It isn't that warm. I expect it to be 17-18c before that happens as women are colder than men. I definitely am not ditching my tights and long sleeves.
                    You'll need your sunglasses if I show my legs. So pale I'm translucent.

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                      I think I'll have a beer and watch some telly, just for a change

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