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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Doh!!!!!!!!!


    One of the many pedant's ( ) on here will turn up shortly and point out that all Veuve Clicquot drinks are named after Mme Clicquot (nee Ponsardin), but again, it spoils the joke.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Doh!!!!!!!!!

      Taxi for WTFH.....

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        One of the many pedant's ( ) on here will turn up shortly and point out that all Veuve Clicquot drinks are named after Mme Clicquot (nee Ponsardin), but again, it spoils the joke.
        That's a new definition of the word joke.....

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          We are being visited on Thursday by the head of UK Volvo. Or head of UK Toyota. Or similar.

          In preparation, I have had my copier paper screen risers replaced with genuine screen risers. To make the office look "more professional".

          Bearing in mind there is no dress code, and most dress like yobs, I think they wasted their money.

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Both are nice, but when making a joke about the mother of all drinks, it helps if you choose one named after an old lady...
            Which of course he did

            Madame Clicquot, née Ponsardin, Widow Clicquot or Veuve Clicquot, known as the "Grand Dame of Champagne", was a French businesswoman who took on her husband's wine business when widowed
            These ignorant peasants honestly ..



            I like Irn Bru

            love Scooter.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              We are being visited on Thursday by the head of UK Volvo. Or head of UK Toyota. Or similar.

              In preparation, I have had my copier paper screen risers replaced with genuine screen risers. To make the office look "more professional".

              Bearing in mind there is no dress code, and most dress like yobs, I think they wasted their money.
              you got the day off then?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                you got the day off then?
                He's agreed not to wear his jewellery...

                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  you got the day off then?
                  Amazingly, I am one of the best dressed here.....

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                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    He's agreed not to wear his jewellery...

                    All the better when punching the boss in the mouth.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      All the better when punching the boss in the mouth.
                      That's not the kind of jewellery which sprang to mind first for me...

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