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Originally Posted by NickFitz
I finished up falling asleep on the couch not long after getting in last night - I'm always knackered when I get back from London
Woke up about six and went off to bed for a few more hours. Then spent the morning lying in bed listening to Radio 4, too lazy even to get up and make coffee 
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Now
that's the way to start a weekend.

None of this silly jogging or going to the gym or shopping malarkey.
Waddya reckon to getting zeity to knock up some sort of device thus:
An old laptop with the guts removed.
Loaded with some batteries.
DC to AC converter.
Through a few transformers.
Relay connected to the case opening switch.
Set up to electrocute whoever opens it.
You take it to the pub and try to get your local Thieving Toerag
® to pinch it.