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Old 19th March 2008, 21:39   #97651
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48k for me...

The other pc with the 28k modem insists that it's going at 115k
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:41   #97652
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i just clicked the link

i don't know what to do, i am a SAS Guru (not sasguru)




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Merely for completeness
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:45   #97653
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URLs like

http://example.com/NickFitz/posts/from/2008-02-29T18:00:00/to/2008-03-03-02T09:00:07

or

http://example.com/sasguru/post/1

or

http://example.com/posts/mentioning?term=goats&user=BrowneIssue

and so forth... I haven't designed the full URL structure yet, but it will allow for the output of the TPD-QL engine to be a uniquely-addressable URL, meaning that once a query has been defined, a simple HTTP GET will always return the data corresponding to that query in a way that reflects the actual resources. The corollary of this is that it will be possible (if you're geeky enough) to query it by constructing the appropriate URL on the fly, rather than using the TPD-QL UI to build the query

In fact, the TPD-QL will actually be the URL... that which one perceives as the TPD-QL UI will merely be a URL generator

(Although you should build your own clients so as to use the links and/or forms returned in the representation, rather than second-guessing URI construction schemes and building URLs on the fly. I'll be offering representations of resources in HTML (with chrome), XHTML (with chrome, and well-formed), and JSON to start with. Atom is another possibility. Oh, and UTF-8 encoding.)
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:48   #97654
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Either my eyes have gone really funny, or there's sommat really dire wrong with this pc, but the smoke from the above is making the pixels wobble all the way to the top of the screen...

Or it could be the beer & southern comfort of course.
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:50   #97655
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I feel as if there's something alive in my bowels at the moment.

I think it's because I read that other site that goes into vast & appalling detail about worms...

Or I've got lodgers.
You should chew your students properly before swallowing.
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:51   #97656
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Prunes, don't talk to me about prunes... I'm mainlining prunes...
Is that 'cos the students are on their hols, so there's no fresh meat available?
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:51   #97657
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you are a mentalist and we love you.
I just wish I understood the TLAs and the words really...

I'm sure some of the hu-mans I've, er, consumed had that Alzcopopsheimers...
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I've got one of those too...

And a 286 Compaq Portable III with Windoze 3.0 on it...
I would install After Dark on it and have it running screensavers all day.
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Old 19th March 2008, 21:53   #97659
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Either my eyes have gone really funny, or there's sommat really dire wrong with this pc, but the smoke from the above is making the pixels wobble all the way to the top of the screen...

Or it could be the beer & southern comfort of course.
It's stopped doing it now, which is sad coz it was really cool or as the case may be...
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Is that 'cos the students are on their hols, so there's no fresh meat available?
Prunes.

Allbran.

Fruit and Fibre...

So much roughage....
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