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SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:13

...and the nipple licker...

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:15

Have I told yous about the love egg that wouldn't turn off?

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:16

it was very funny...in York actually...me and my lad went to this very sweet ladies rude shop and purchased quite a few items (VERY fun weekend!) and we got this remote control love egg thing.

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:16

The girl has to...erm...you know...put it up her, and the lad takes the remote.

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:17

Anyway, I'd had it, you know...up there, for a couple of hours and forgot all about it.
I went to the bar and all of a sudden my lad presses the remote

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:18

I pretty much collapsed at the bar, mid order!

Anyway...I pulled myself together and carried on the night.

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:19

About an hour later it went off again, but this time the remote stopped working! It wouldn't turn off.

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:20

I sware to god, at first it was the funniest thing I'd ever experienced and I couldn't stop laughing...but after about 10 minutes I couldn't walk!

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:20

He's frantically dismantling the remote, and I'm pretty much on the floor - people around us thinking I was having a seisure!

SallyAnne · 27th June 2007, 17:21

I had to crawl through the bar on my hands and knees to get to the toilets to take it out!