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Old 6th March 2008, 01:22   #91151
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That's what happens when they go out to party and get themselves in the wrong places coming home... I've spent up to a minute searching for before now, and even has sometimes escaped me for a number of seconds
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:23   #91152
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I shall be getting off to bed soon as well.
pk's are kicking in
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I thought they hibernated during the cold weather?
Nope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:25   #91154
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I am so damned thirsty though. I've drunk 2 ltrs of milk since I logged in tonight
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yeh! at this time of night it would have cost you a bomb in taxi's getting home after passionate lovemaking
Actually I could have easily walked from there - I've never thought anything of a half hour walk home, whether lovemaking was involved or not (usually not ).

I used to frequently do hour long walks home from friends' places in the small hours of the morning, in the pouring rain... it's amazing what being on the dole in the Eighties can do for your resilience

One time it would have taken me two hours or more after I took a bus to visit a friend in the country who'd forgotten I was coming and gone into the city... after the village pub closed I just popped into a nearby wood, built myself a fire and a bivvy, then went round in the morning and told her off
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:29   #91157
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Nope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!
They have got nuts, they've got enough fricking nuts to burst an elephant. they just chuck em round the garden waiting for bacon rind.

Fussy eating squirrels

They liked the slices of pomegranate I put out though
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They liked the slices of pomegranate I put out though
They would love cooled monkey brains for dessert
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Actually I could have easily walked from there - I've never thought anything of a half hour walk home, whether lovemaking was involved or not (usually not ).

I used to frequently do hour long walks home from friends' places in the small hours of the morning, in the pouring rain... it's amazing what being on the dole in the Eighties can do for your resilience

One time it would have taken me two hours or more after I took a bus to visit a friend in the country who'd forgotten I was coming and gone into the city... after the village pub closed I just popped into a nearby wood, built myself a fire and a bivvy, then went round in the morning and told her off
As the parrot said to the vicar, That's the way to do it.

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