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Old 6th March 2008, 01:11   #91141
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Has BI managed to track down yet?
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:11   #91142
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Splendid pali you have there, Diver!


The hotel wifi seems to be in one of its good moods
Why thank you sir.

Nice to have you aboard.

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Old 6th March 2008, 01:12   #91143
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Has BI managed to track down yet?
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Oh! he lost it earlier, I remember now
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:15   #91144
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I think Jog on is in self destruct mode tonight.

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Anyway, now that the wifi's working, I'm going to have to crash out soon

The pretty brunette with the little beauty spot (a.k.a. small mole) on her left cheek was on the Tube tonight

Turns out she's German.

I know this because she appears to have found herself a German boyfriend and was conversing with him

Ah well, she gets off three stops before me anyway - it would never have worked
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:17   #91146
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Something has upset him, he is usually a very nice calm and collected bloke.

I hope he's calmed down now
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:18   #91147
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Why thank you sir.

Nice to have you aboard.

Good evening
Greetings, salutations and felicitations

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I think Jog on is in self destruct mode tonight.

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Looks like the aversion therapy didn't work

I must arrange to meet him at Fuzzy's one of these lunchtimes
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:19   #91148
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Anyway, now that the wifi's working, I'm going to have to crash out soon

The pretty brunette with the little beauty spot (a.k.a. small mole) on her left cheek was on the Tube tonight

Turns out she's German.

I know this because she appears to have found herself a German boyfriend and was conversing with him

Ah well, she gets off three stops before me anyway - it would never have worked
yeh! at this time of night it would have cost you a bomb in taxi's getting home after passionate lovemaking
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:20   #91149
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Greetings, salutations and felicitations



Looks like the aversion therapy didn't work

I must arrange to meet him at Fuzzy's one of these lunchtimes
Get him wrecked and cheer him up or calm him down
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Old 6th March 2008, 01:20   #91150
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Oh! he lost it earlier, I remember now
That's what happens when they go out to party and get themselves in the wrong places coming home... I've spent up to a minute searching for before now, and even has sometimes escaped me for a number of seconds
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