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Old 5th March 2008, 14:22   #90651
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Yeah, but back on topic, I'm 33.



/dance machine
Middle age closing rapidly then

Party time is nearly over.

Body is starting to degrade.

Faculties starting to fade a little

Sorry if this depresses you
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:22   #90652
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I swapped PMs and she knows alot about my local area.

I was in SW London until I got divorced (Tooting Bec - Bevin Square).

Now I am SE London - near New Eltham Station.

But New Eltham is just on Kent border - I am 200 yards from Dartford postcode.

I have now invited her to the kids baptism - lets see if she turns up...
I am from SW London (Fulham), what's so important about it?
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:23   #90653
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"smidgen" hardly equates to 10% now, does it?
Can't believe you want to go there, buddy. IIRC at the last CUK do down here it took 4 bottle of champers, a shed load of Red Bull, some class A drugs and a lot of passionate dialogue from you to convince the congregation that you were the age you said you were and not a fair bit older.

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Old 5th March 2008, 14:24   #90654
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I speak for all single CUKers when I say.

"Thanks for rubbing it in Grandad."



Right. I'm off to watch MTV really loud because it'll annoy him


Stop dumping your birds after 1 night stands then
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:24   #90655
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Nothing, that is why BP doesn't live there anymore!
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:24   #90656
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I am from SW London (Fulham), what's so important about it?
Apparantly I can't park my lorry there...
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Nope, otherwise you get charged as you are entering..."London's low emission zone!"
And when will they extend it to cars?
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Old 5th March 2008, 14:25   #90658
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Middle age closing rapidly then

Party time is nearly over.

Body is starting to degrade.

Faculties starting to fade a little

Sorry if this depresses you
The only thing that depresses me is thinking of the alternative.

Each to their own I guess.

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Hopefully never, otherwise I'll be investing in a trident peel p50!
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Apparantly I can't park my lorry there...
I think you can but it costs £200 per day?

For that I could get atw to code me a fem-bot
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