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Old 5th March 2008, 13:11   #90541
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:12   #90542
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Ok! 31 houses, 2 commercial properties, 1 car = 4x4, 1 truck = LDV crewcab tipper. 1 Boat. I large touring caravan, £2,000,173,423.68 in the bank as of this now.
Houses not including my home.
size only about 8" but wife is happy.

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Isn't that a trillion ???
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:14   #90543
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Isn't that a trillion ???
I believe it is in America. But don't we all speak American now?
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:14   #90544
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This board is so much better than the old one
Aye, 'tis.
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:15   #90545
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Right quick anatomy lesson - for girls are boobs pecs?
Yeah, except if you try to slap them like a newtons cradle during "private" time you'll be disappointed.

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Old 5th March 2008, 13:16   #90546
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No, boobs are ..Oooooooh!

Sorry have lay down for a while

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Old 5th March 2008, 13:17   #90547
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Isn't that a trillion ???
No, it's 2000 million, or 2 billion (american)
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:17   #90548
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I believe it is in America. But don't we all speak American now?
So its 2000 million that Diver has in the bank ??
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Old 5th March 2008, 13:18   #90549
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