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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    You stole an Uber car?
    I'd have been happy to jump out of the fecker when I realised the implications of what was going to happen.

    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    No, he was driving it, the passenger was really pissed off.
    Still a 4 star journey

    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    They have ubers in Bradford???
    They have Uber drivers in Bradford. They mainly service the lazy arsed students in Leeds. This one was on his way home when I collared him.

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      The weather here is alternating between pissing it down a bit, and pissing it down a lot.

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        The weather’s dried up here; it’s just grey now

        Beef bap and a bag of crisps for lunch. It’s a far cry from the lunch in France this time yesterday, but it’ll do for me

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          Home!

          Only seventy-three minutes to get back, which is nearly a record

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Home!

            Only seventy-three minutes to get back, which is nearly a record
            78, 45 or 33.3 would be a record

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              Sitting next to a chump on the plane who has spent the flight preparing a presentation on Data driven HR. He’s got ten “lessons” including “data diversity” “super intelligence” “data slimming” etc.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Sitting next to a chump on the plane who has spent the flight preparing a presentation on Data driven HR. He’s got ten “lessons” including “data diversity” “super intelligence” “data slimming” etc.
                Ask him to wake you when the drinks trolley comes round

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Sitting next to a chump on the plane who has spent the flight preparing a presentation on Data driven HR. He’s got ten “lessons” including “data diversity” “super intelligence” “data slimming” etc.
                  "Data slimming" - I can do that! DROP DATABASE everything; There, that's slimmed it

                  And data diversity is just moving half your stuff into MongoDB, even if it makes no sense to do so, because some bloke thought it would look good on his CV

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                    Still knackered after the epic journey yesterday, so an early night for me

                    Goodnight all

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                      Morning denizens

                      The external world seems to have reverted to its default setting of "grey, but dry"

                      There's a nice patch of rain for me to drive through on the way to ClientCo though, according to the weather radar

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