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    Mrs BP on the tennis again.
    We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP on the tennis again.
    I just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that

    Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    I just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that

    Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
    Though if you wanted to borrow some money it would be a good time to ask. She would say yes to get rid of you.

    Like the best time to get your timesheet signed is when your boss(okay NLUK - timesheet signer) is heading to the toilet.....
    We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

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    The BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    The BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.
    They should fill the time by livestreaming all the man-babies shrieking hysterically on Twitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    I just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
    Turns out she didn't bother watching it anyway because "It's just boring when you know who's going to win"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    I just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that

    Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
    You should try ringing Mrs.MarkyMarks Mum during the tennis

    Anyway I'm done, 40 hours or so with my two lovely nephews.

    The one year old has a constantly massive mischievous grin, has a tendency for non malicious naughtiness and is a right little Madam.

    She's just perfect

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    Have the beeb ticked all the boxes?

    Is she a disabled black lesbian?

    If not, why not.

    I don't not pay my licence fee for nothing you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Can they get drunk on fermenting apples?
    Dunno about the dinos, but the wasps get completely bladdered a bit later on in July & August.

    Quote Originally Posted by bladdered wasp
    Now I know I can fly if I try really hard, but it's a nice day so I'll just buzz a bit and walk
    Instead of doing something vaguely useful, I spent the late afternoon watching the NZ and City of London cop shows, plus the NZ customs thing.

    I think I'm customed out now so I won't be watching that any more.

    There's another of those R4 "comedies" on at the moment so I've turned the wireless off.

    Much like I did at noon when the desperately unfunny ISIHAC came.

    The cluelessness of the entire enterprise is blatently obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    The BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.
    You mean you don't watch that award winning show Broadchurch?


    Neither do I, I just Googled who she was.

    I've spent the afternoon Googling tennis stats for family so thought I would Google her as well.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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