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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I took the opportunity to lie down in the fast lane of the M6
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I was informed there was someone trying to commit suicide.

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I lay down on the live railway line.

    Third time lucky, eh?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      The car needs fuelling, so I suppose I'll end up doing some shopping while I'm at it. Wonder if I'll remember any of the things I actually need?

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        No such thing as too much garlic.
        or chilli

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Wonder if I'll remember any of the things I actually need?
          Don't forget fuel!
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Don't forget fuel!
            and bacon
            and cobs <whatever they are>
            and sausages
            and bacon

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Third time lucky, eh?
              That only works for marriages.

              In my case, 27th time lucky.....

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                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                and cobs <whatever they are>
                It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.
                  I thought it was what corn came on?

                  tpd - not just for drivel........

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I thought it was what corn came on?

                    tpd - not just for drivel........
                    Corn on the cob is also known as maize.

                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      It's a bit like a bap, but a granary one, not a proper white floury bap.
                      No, it's a crusty roll, usually white

                      Baps are soft, cobs are crusty. This rule holds for a radius of around thirty miles from here. Other regions may vary

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