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Old 8th November 2005, 17:34   #21
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I agree with Zeighost.
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Old 8th November 2005, 17:34   #22
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P.S Mr Z, do you have a sister...?
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Old 8th November 2005, 21:25   #23
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sorry guys joing late - posts getting to 50 - so sorry who's sister is up for grabs ?
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Old 8th November 2005, 22:43   #24
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sorry guys joing late - posts getting to 50 - so sorry who's sister is up for grabs ?
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor in the Light Relief forum. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?
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Old 9th November 2005, 00:50   #25
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(pssst.. n5gooner.... its the colonial chappie from the previous post - apparently his sister is a Carolina Panthers cheerleader .... she's very accomodating....)
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Old 9th November 2005, 07:47   #26
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Sir yes Sir..................but how are we ever going to get this thread past 1000 posts if we are not allowed to speak without being asked?

Has anybody got any ideas on that one.

BTW if I agree with whoever it was can I **** your sister and your momma too?
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time for another bump to the top. Besides, I need to get my hand in at spending all day surfing and posting drivel, since that seems to be the life I'll be leading very soon
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Old 9th November 2005, 14:20   #28
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She's not going to make it cap'n!!!!
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Old 9th November 2005, 15:52   #30
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Ere Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?
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