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    Dry now in London. It stopped raining just as I woke up.

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      ClientCo has these desks that move up and down. I am trying standing up now.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        ClientCo has these desks that move up and down. I am trying standing up now.
        Good for calf stretches. However back is starting to hurt.

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          This morning I saw a van that delivers treadmill desks! At first I thought it was a joke.....

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            Exercise done. Instructor was tulip.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Exercise done. Instructor was tulip.
              A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

              The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old woman dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

              Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

              He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

              Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

              Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program." Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

              The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "If I
              catch you, you are mine."

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                My weight is really dropping off now. I can ALMOST see my toes......

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                  Morning denizens

                  Grey day here in Docklands for the opening production of the Amazon Web Services Security Theatre Company's summer season

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                    Morning all
                    Drive yesterday was pretty tiring.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Boots opticians have fecked me off with their phone calls plus their treatment of me last week. So I have cancelled my appointment and booked with a different branch.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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