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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away (well from looking in your bowels)


    OK, admittedly s/he won't be able to see past the apple, but I'm really not sure the saying was about shoving them up your jacksie
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought it was March 14th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away (well from looking in your bowels)
    I will drop apples from my diet. Should save my a fortune in fees to NLyUK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    OK, admittedly s/he won't be able to see past the apple, but I'm really not sure the saying was about shoving them up your jacksie
    I had an illness last year. Doctor gave me suppositories. I took 3 a day. I did not get better so went back to the doctor a week later. He said "did you take 3 a day". I replied "Yes I swallowed them. For all the good they did me I might as well have shoved them up my 4rse".



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    One lucky find during Monday's office clean was to a copy of the Profanisaurus, which was due to be heaved into the bin. One of the contractors saved it and we've employed it in making things go just a little quicker this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by covbob View Post
    One lucky find during Monday's office clean was to a copy of the Profanisaurus, which was due to be heaved into the bin. One of the contractors saved it and we've employed it in making things go just a little quicker this week.

    I read lucky find and I thought you had unearthed some vintage porn.

    Just similar to the box the old man had in the loft, apart from the fact it wasn't vintage then

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I read lucky find and I thought you had unearthed some vintage porn.

    Just similar to the box the old man had in the loft, apart from the fact it wasn't vintage then
    Ah, past glory. Another pleasure the boomers have robbed the snowflakes of, what with inventing the internet and all.

    I found one under the floorboards in a house I was doing up. Never did get round to finishing it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    Ah, past glory. Another pleasure the boomers have robbed the snowflakes of, what with inventing the internet and all.

    I found one under the floorboards in a house I was doing up. Never did get round to finishing it...

    The house, the magazine, or both

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    Shopping done

    I wanted to get a large paint pad, as one of those on a stick would be ideal for doing the top of the walls in the kitchen. (The brush on a stick works, but is a bit unwieldy.) B&Q had a small number of refills for a Harris brand one, but none of the actual things. Over to Homebase. Again, some refills but no things.

    So I ventured into Argos, it being en route, and finally managed to get one.

    Coming home, I realised that none of the bins in the side street, onto which the back gate opens, have been emptied. So it seems the reason we now have two weeks' worth of crap piling up out there is that the bin men have found their craft too large to navigate the water company's road works down there. I can't really blame them, as it's a tight squeeze for a car at some points and the road is officially closed-except-for-access; but you would have thought the council's subcontractors would have been aware of this and come up with some way of dealing with the situation

    Anyway, I now have jam doughnuts, so to hell with the bins

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    And it's started to rain - seems I managed to time things right for a change!

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