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Old 9th January 2006, 20:48   #1521
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Crap Joke Number 1

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they just AAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!
And they've got PMT to boot, Jim Lad?
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Old 9th January 2006, 22:20   #1522
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Default melons any one?
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Old 10th January 2006, 03:21   #1523
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Mmmmmm......... boobies............

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Old 10th January 2006, 04:23   #1524
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Mmmmm...... boobies.............

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Old 10th January 2006, 13:43   #1525
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What you lot need is a metaphorical bucket of water thrown over you......

http://www.drunkcow.com/files/picture/09686266.jpg

Anyone know who this is?
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Old 10th January 2006, 13:56   #1526
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Errr... Sandy?
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Old 10th January 2006, 22:06   #1527
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Well it's not me...
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Old 10th January 2006, 22:06   #1528
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Because a) it's not green...
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Old 10th January 2006, 22:07   #1529
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And b) it may be big, but it's not a Giant Alien Lizard...
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Old 11th January 2006, 03:45   #1530
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Mmmmmm........ huge boobies.......

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