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Old 7th January 2006, 23:01   #1511
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What's that white line under the right one of the girl in the shower? It looks like a slug trail. Any lady that lets slugs wander freely around her body is ok with me. It would be nice to make love to a woman covered in molluscs of all kinds although giant squids (Dosidicus Gigas) might be overdoing it
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Old 7th January 2006, 23:37   #1512
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What's that white line under the right one of the girl in the shower? It looks like a slug trail. Any lady that lets slugs wander freely around her body is ok with me. It would be nice to make love to a woman covered in molluscs of all kinds although giant squids (Dosidicus Gigas) might be overdoing it
thats just the scar from a silicon implant...
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Old 8th January 2006, 02:05   #1513
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What's that white line under the right one of the girl in the shower?
It's just soap.

Mmmmm..... soapy boobies......

http://www.almostwhores.com/wet-babe...s/1004_017.jpg
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Old 8th January 2006, 10:34   #1514
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thats just the scar from a silicon implant...
Silicone one hopes... one is grey & brittle, the other is soft & squashy.
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Old 8th January 2006, 10:35   #1515
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This thread is becoming increasingly work Unsafe....


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Breasts.
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Old 8th January 2006, 20:34   #1516
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Mmmmmm..... work unsafe booby......

http://www.uniform-sex-network.com/w.../office_01.jpg

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Old 9th January 2006, 09:09   #1517
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Well it's a lot safer than some on previous pages
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Old 9th January 2006, 15:28   #1518
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Well it's certainly busy in here today.

Not.
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Old 9th January 2006, 15:38   #1519
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I'm just lurking here in the hope more boobies appear.
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Old 9th January 2006, 16:14   #1520
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Crap Joke Number 1

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they just AAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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