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Old 10th August 2007, 12:50   #15021
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Maybe it means I won't have to cut the grass
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:51   #15022
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If the sun was bringing them out yesterday, the rain is putting them back in again today...
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:51   #15023
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Though I was in the lift with a lady yesterday & couldn't help admiring her bountiful breasts....
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:52   #15024
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Then it suddenly struck me that I'd never noticed them before...
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:53   #15025
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And I started to ponder on whether or not they were real or if she'd had them augmented...
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:53   #15026
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As this is a topic of conversation that has never previously crossed my mind, I kept my trap shut...
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:54   #15027
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They looked very impressive though, it must be said.
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:55   #15028
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Though I was in the lift with a lady yesterday & couldn't help admiring her bountiful breasts....
I'm sure I looked her in the eye at least once...
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:55   #15029
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I wonder what happens if you set it to ignore yourself?
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Old 10th August 2007, 12:57   #15030
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Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own ignore list.
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