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Old 16th November 2005, 08:55   #141
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Sir! no Sir!

With teeth like mine do you think I suck dicks?
well if you did - you'd only do the same person once.
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:12   #142
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Sir! no Sir!

With teeth like mine do you think I suck dicks?
BULLtulip! I'LL BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:13   #143
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Lighten up Serge, this is an RnR thread, we are off duty and off base.

This was shaping up as a nice thread till you stuck your ugly fat face in here
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:28   #144
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Lighten up Serge, this is an RnR thread, we are off duty and off base.

This was shaping up as a nice thread till you stuck your ugly fat face in here
YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:30   #145
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YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!
Why, thank you, ...I think... no one has ever compared me to work of art before.
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:39   #146
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Why, thank you, ...I think... no one has ever compared me to work of art before.
I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LONE GUNMAN! ONLY ******S AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LONE GUNMAN! FROM NOW ON YOU'RE GUNMAN PYLE!
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Old 16th November 2005, 09:43   #147
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Sir! I forget Sir!

Was Gunman Pyle the one who shot you in the rest room?
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Old 16th November 2005, 13:12   #148
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I'm going to Erotica this weekend. Its on at Olympia (thats in London by the way, not Greece).



Will be the third time I've been. Thoroughly good day out (and evening if you go to the Ball). Not at all a sleazy event - quite the opposite.
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I'm going to Erotica this weekend. Its on at Olympia (thats in London by the way, not Greece).



Will be the third time I've been. Thoroughly good day out (and evening if you go to the Ball). Not at all a sleazy event - quite the opposite.
Good on yer dude. We want lots of pictures next week.
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