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Old 15th November 2005, 16:45   #131
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Not sure if you want to see them.. check out this review...

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There’s nothing we hate more than picky bouncers, but at Revolution we don’t mind. Especially as they seem to have it all inverted, letting in only the baseball-capped, scoop-necked and sovereign-knuckled neds. But who better to enjoy the faded walls, cheesy choons and bacteria-festering toilets? And as for the floor at Revolution – it’s crying out for a damn good wash (judging by the sight of the bar staff scraping solid vodka from it with their marigolds). The raised dance podiums offer brief escape from the dregs of society dancing below, but then there’s the slight problem of having to shake your thang for the world to see.
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Old 15th November 2005, 16:47   #132
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Sir! Excellent edit Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Sir!
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Old 15th November 2005, 16:51   #133
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Sir! Excellent edit Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Sir!
XENOPHON? THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY! ARE YOU ROYALTY, PRIVATE?
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No sir. I'm a middle-class boy done good.

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Old 15th November 2005, 17:07   #135
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No sir. I'm a middle-class boy done good.
WHERE IN HELL ARE YOU FROM ANYWAY, PRIVATE?
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Old 15th November 2005, 23:01   #136
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One of the outer circles I'd guess...
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Old 15th November 2005, 23:45   #137
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One of the outer circles I'd guess...
HOLY DOGtulip! THE OUTER CIRCLES! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM THE OUTER CIRCLES, PRIVATE ZEITGHOST! AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN! DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
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Zeitghost, please eat that man quick-as-yer-like.


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Old 16th November 2005, 08:00   #139
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Zeitghost, please eat that man quick-as-yer-like.


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has he gone yet ? I'll show that son of a loud mouth sarge.
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HOLY DOGtulip! THE OUTER CIRCLES! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM THE OUTER CIRCLES, PRIVATE ZEITGHOST! AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN! DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Sir! no Sir!

With teeth like mine do you think I suck dicks?
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