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Old 20th November 2008, 14:40   #136081
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Wake up when you need me? Best see here then.
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Also, DM is not big big boss. That is DOR. No idea yet. Little Boss has no idea. Will ask BigBoss when he returns if he knows.
You're correct - too many D's in this place. Keep working on it - I expect a progress report.
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:40   #136082
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I feel the force O'mighty one.
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:40   #136083
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...the Giant Alien Lizard, used his communicator device to get in touch with the Paddle Vixens, at first they said "No way!" but when he mentioned the magic words....
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....Jimmy Choo's and Louboutin's...
..they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:41   #136084
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I feel the force O'mighty one.
With paddle wielding like that CM could be out of a job soon!

(Only kidding CM!)
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..they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....
...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:44   #136086
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...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....
..what the Giant Alien Lizard saw next was going to make his jaw drop, but he knew he had to be on the ball...this was professional...this was business...
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:46   #136087
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...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....
Alas - I am only one, I need but one other to complet the circle. Only then, O'mighty one will the true force be felt.
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..they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....
Of the subject of Vixens, ClientCo are currently producing a new variant of a vehicle for the MoD called the "Snatch Vixen."
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Can someone kick the hamster!
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Alas - I am only one, I need but one other to complet the circle. Only then, O'mighty one will the true force be felt.
"The paddle is strong with this one"
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