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Old 20th November 2008, 14:03   #136031
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To continue to the story of the Giant Alien Lizard...
<goes to get drink and snack>
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:04   #136032
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Hmm...

The sky is turning a not-very-nice-looking grey (compared to its earlier grey) and several birds are swooping around in a manner that leads me to suspect there's some nasty weather on the way...
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:05   #136033
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Time for Antiques Roadshow
I like watching that, purely for when they ask

"so have you ever wandered what it's worth?"

"no I've never though about, we wouldn't sell it, no matter what it's worth, it's been in the family for years"

Liars.
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:05   #136034
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My tugs have arrived
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:06   #136035
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Just enjoyed a nice egg sandwich..the Lady is on the Wii she's feeling very fragile though.
Did you stand next to her making loud munching noises? "Mmm, delicious... here, smell this, isn't it lovely..."
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:07   #136036
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<puts snack down and goes to get drink that he forgot>
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:08   #136037
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Did you stand next to her making loud munching noises? "Mmm, delicious... here, smell this, isn't it lovely..."


No no no, I've done some silly things in my time but that would be really silly.

I want to wake up tomorrow with my manhood intact, hell hath no fury like Lady Diablo scorned.
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:08   #136038
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Not feeling resentful towards anybody are we, Zeity?
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Old 20th November 2008, 14:08   #136039
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My tugs have arrived
tugs???

are you Diver?
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