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Old 17th October 2008, 08:06   #126141
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users querying value of a quanto rainbow option. Anyone would think it was rocket science.

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It's the rocket scientists who seem to have got us where we are today...

Maybe they should go back to designing rockets.
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:07   #126142
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Only 3 visitors so far - any more?
I've just been
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:08   #126143
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Another stunning day at the coal face: no one has sorted out the lack of electronics lecturers for the M*t*r Sp*rt people... though there were only 2 of them today...
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:09   #126144
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It's the rocket scientists who seem to have got us where we are today...

Maybe they should go back to designing rockets.
Id like to light a rocket under my numpty user. Well they are all numpties - I mean relatively numptier.....
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:10   #126145
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Good bornind all!
(Typhoid Mary has given me the man flu!)

Good morning CM!
(Infectious cow!)
(She won't be able to read this until she gets to work!)
(And she'll have forgiven me by lunchtime! )
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:10   #126146
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Many thanks - 5 visits now.

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Old 17th October 2008, 08:12   #126147
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Good bornind all!
(Typhoid Mary has given me the man flu!)

Good morning CM!
(Infectious cow!)
(She won't be able to read this until she gets to work!)
(And she'll have forgiven me by lunchtime! )
morning old chap

I hope you get better soon

I expect CM will have the out......
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:12   #126148
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Morning folks

Kids now dropped off at school, and about to summon the enthusiasm to head into ClientCo. Still, it's only a half day...

HC - think of the money.
Thinking of it. Going to canteen now for breakfast. On ClientCo's time, obviously. We have a meeting at 11 which I think will turn into an OfficeIdiot bashing meeting. BigBoss is coming along.

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You only "turn" up for half a day, so in productivity is that about 1 hour?
Less than that. 1hr productivity for VF is a full day.
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:17   #126149
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It seems the BBC website is down.

doomed I tell ye
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Old 17th October 2008, 08:22   #126150
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It seems the BBC website is down.

doomed I tell ye
I've just brought up the news page.. a picture of Cameron at the top.

If you still can't access it, just post a message here about a subject your interested in and we'll send you the text.

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