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Old 15th October 2008, 12:36   #125741
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jump through hoops? its quite easy! just the words "knicker" and "elastic" in the same sentence does the trick......
What about talking about CM's pink fluffy knicker elastic (thats the knickers and not the elastic which are pink and fluffy), while remembering bikini and wrist related incidents?

Should that do it?
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Old 15th October 2008, 12:39   #125742
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I do have some users I could beast - but I dont feel they deserve my attention yet.

How is your mum?
A bit better, thanks. I don't like to phone to check too often - the doctor told her she shouldn't spend more than a few minutes at a time talking on the phone until she's got her strength up a bit, and my dad is quite deaf so he finds it a pain to use.

My sister and her husband live very near them, so they'll be keeping an eye on things and can let me know if there's any problems. No news is good news
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Old 15th October 2008, 12:39   #125743
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What about talking about CM's pink fluffy knicker elastic (thats the knickers and not the elastic which are pink and fluffy), while remembering bikini and wrist related incidents?

Should that do it?
I couldn't possibly condone mentioning CM's knickers (or lack of), knicker elastic, handcuffs (fluffy or otherwise), or wrist/bikini incidents.
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Old 15th October 2008, 12:55   #125744
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What about talking about CM's pink fluffy knicker elastic (thats the knickers and not the elastic which are pink and fluffy), while remembering bikini and wrist related incidents?

Should that do it?
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I couldn't possibly condone mentioning CM's knickers (or lack of), knicker elastic, handcuffs (fluffy or otherwise), or wrist/bikini incidents.
She's not biting. Phenarrrr, phenarrrr.
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:08   #125745
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Grrrr Chimp!!

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Does this mean we will be deprived of your good self, and CM from tomorrow onwards then?

They'll be slow days, I tell you!!
Nah I will be working... he will be lolling about my flat....

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gf not happy with baby today - he was sitting on her knee and he grabbed the tv remote. she took it away so he bit her!

He was sent to bed! 13 months now so he has to learn. Though he spent his time demolishing his cot.....

Hes a chip off the block really.......
I am suprised G/f didn't bite him back... he will learn quicker!!

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jump through hoops? its quite easy! just the words "knicker" and "elastic" in the same sentence does the trick......


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What about talking about CM's pink fluffy knicker elastic (thats the knickers and not the elastic which are pink and fluffy), while remembering bikini and wrist related incidents?

Should that do it?
Oi enough about my blonde moments

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I couldn't possibly condone mentioning CM's knickers (or lack of), knicker elastic, handcuffs (fluffy or otherwise), or wrist/bikini incidents.


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She's not biting. Phenarrrr, phenarrrr.
"She" was in the pub
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:09   #125746
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flip..... I've made up for my lack of paddle useage there
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:17   #125747
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:20   #125748
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flip..... I've made up for my lack of paddle useage there
Yes, but no confirmation or denial of pink fluffy knickers, or elastic. Or wrist action.
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:22   #125749
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Yes, but no confirmation or denial of pink fluffy knickers, or elastic. Or wrist action.
How did that Clinton speech go.....

I have had no relations with any fluffy pink knickers (with or without elastic!!) and my wrist action isn't up for discussion
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Old 15th October 2008, 13:23   #125750
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Grrrr Chimp!!


Good job I didn't add this one
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