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Old 14th October 2008, 10:07   #125461
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Holy moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..
I know - its just insanity; but I love her anyway! (Anybody telling her that will be in trouble).
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Old 14th October 2008, 10:08   #125462
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ok, ok - Ann Summers either!
Bravissimo is very expensive - but very nice.
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Old 14th October 2008, 10:15   #125463
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Bravissimo is very expensive - but very nice.
Bravissimo is good for girlies with big cup sizes and small back sizes
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I know something else that's good for girlies like that...
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Big hands..... thank the Lord for them!
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Big hands..... thank the Lord for them!
Unless they belong to a large, African, male midwife at the local maternity ward If ever someone was in the wrong job......

.....much like HC
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And on the subject of hands we've just had this health and safety missive at ClientCo...

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Take Care Of Your Hands

The main causes of hand injuries are

· People hurrying
· People being distracted whilst doing their job
· Thinking it “can’t happen to me!”
· Touching moving machinery to check it is working
· Touching things that could be sharp or hot to test if they are
Let's be careful out there.
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And by coincidence we've just had a health and safety brief missive at ClientCo...



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Erm.... thanks VF
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Unless they belong to a large, African, male midwife at the local maternity ward If ever someone was in the wrong job......

.....much like HC
Its funny you mention that as exactly 1 year ago I was in an operating theatre with Mrs HC; and we had an anesthetist who looked like Spoony of Radio 1 fame. Very surreal when combined with a lack of sleep for the prior 20 hours!

Oh, and shut it VF.
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And on the subject of hands we've just had this health and safety missive at ClientCo...

Let's be careful out there.
I have those missives on auto-delete. Shame though, the new guy doesn't appear as much as the last one. Must have a different PR company!
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