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Old 14th October 2008, 09:11   #125451
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I thought she would like some new tiles for the kitchen but she's not too keen on that
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:12   #125452
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I thought she would like some new tiles for the kitchen but she's not too keen on that
And you deserve a for even making that suggestion
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:16   #125453
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What did you get DD?

Hmmmnnn is it for Mrs Monkeys b-day?
yup.. the old bread knife has a b'day coming up and to celebrate it she is going out with her beloved friends
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:35   #125454
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yup.. the old bread knife has a b'day coming up and to celebrate it she is going out with her beloved friends
Yes, my bread knife is trying to convince me I should buy her a present as it is MiniMe's first birthday today, and her uncle buys her aunty a present on their childs birthday. He is a senior Captain with BigAirways - he can afford itt.. I am a lowly contractor (thats my line and I am sticking to it!).
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:42   #125455
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:51   #125456
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Yes, my bread knife is trying to convince me I should buy her a present as it is MiniMe's first birthday today, and her uncle buys her aunty a present on their childs birthday. He is a senior Captain with BigAirways - he can afford itt.. I am a lowly contractor (thats my line and I am sticking to it!).
Holy moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..
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Holy moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..
Why not take her to Bravissimo and give her your credit card... then its kind of a pressie for you too
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Old 14th October 2008, 09:57   #125458
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